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We came across these “Funny Mixed Martial Arts Quotes.” Some are pretty bad!

• “He beat me fair & square. No, I’m sorry, he beat me fairly squarely” – GSP


• “I will beat you into a living death” – Ken Shamrock


• “90 percent of the game is half mental” – Tim Sylvia


• “I’m the oldest I’ve ever been, right now” – Tim Sylvia


• “You will be the last of the Mohicans” – Tito to Chuck


• “The lil eagle soars again!” – Goldberg on Jens “lil evil” pulver


• “I only want to be known as the best ever. Is that too much to ask?” – BJ Penn


• “I’m a very unique fighter. If there were two of me I’d be unnecessary.” – Sam Morgan


• “I don’t train, I meditate”- Olaf Alfonso


• “I don’t believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye” – Bas Rutten


• “It went well, thank you. Bas Rutten is the most handsome man in the world….” -- Bas pretending to translate a Japanese fighter


• “Now hopefully if he plays his card right. . .his cards, hopefully he has more than one.” – Bas Rutten on Wanderlei/Hunt


• “Somebody’s telling me that about my wife; I’m sorry sir I’m going to have to break your leg.” – Bas Rutten


• “Apparently the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke…personally I’d just kick it in the head.’’ – Bas Rutten


• “I am impervious to all pain!” – Pat Smith, UFC 1, right before tapping out to a Shamrock heel hook.


• “And while the troops are fighting overseas for our freedom, I’m here in this cage fighting for the freedom of mixed martial arts.” – Tito


• “I knew I ‘urt ‘im, when he said aarg” – GSP


• “He broke Tim Sylvia’s arm…...So what?” – Brock Lesnar


• “That microphone is melting right now” – Rampage commentating during Wand’s post fight speech.


• “I’ve been watching alot of DVD’s” – James Thompson when asked about his training.


• “You got kicked with a kick” -Ken Shamrock


• “I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury.” – Tank after losing a decision to Dan Severn.


• “Well, I’m 22 right now, so in three years I see myself being 25.” – Rampage when he was asked where he saw himself in 3 years.


• ”...it’s like a chest match” – Tito talking strategy on TUF.


• “Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of BJJ” – Mike Goldberg


• “When I be losing I be gettin’ my ass whupped. But when I be winnin’ I be doing the ass whuppin’!” – Rampage


• “My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs.” – BJ Penn


• “I don’t know what kind of technique was used there, but there was a lot of kicking and punching.” – Jim Brown


• “I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so f***ing stupid.” – Phil Baroni


• “He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.” – Mike Goldberg


• “Don’t fear me … Fear the consequences.” – Paul Buentello


• “I am very confident this fight can go either way.” – Kem Shamrock


• “Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Black belts have a black belt in…… Brazilian JiuJitsu” – Joe Rogan


• “A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.” – Joe Rogan


• “Rampage looks so calm. Like hes going to the grocery store to meet some friends.” – Joe Rogan


• “If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I’d say he has a badonkadonk.” – Joe Rogan


• "History will be made for the first time in History”, Anon at UFC 57


• “This man needs no introduction, the famous…(pause and looks to his queue card)”, Anon at UFC 57